Number of times John McCain for President signs have been stolen from my yard in the last month: two. “McCain/Palin” and “Another Family For McCain” were the victims. The third and current sign (simply “McCain”) is as yet unmolested.
UPDATE 10/24: My third sign was stolen today. I came home from work to find it missing. I have one more I can put out…better keep it further away from the sidewalk this time!