This extremely clever little piece at McSweeney’s is clearly a joke, but it’s also actually a pretty good abbreviation of the ten commandments. I’ll show it to my kids.
Example:
1. no 1 b4 me. srsly.
Jun
4
2009
Gently Hew Stone
Arts. Education. Humor. Literature. Living Well. Politics. Religion. By a father of seven. "The rebel of the 21st century will be old fashioned."
Gently Hew Stone 
hahahaha.
Glad you liked, sisters!