Even in my long, storied career of making bad puns, this may well be the very worst:
Obi-want Kenobi and Lack Skywalker each got a chance to fight Dearth Vader.
My apologies. This headache-inducer grew out of my attempt to illustrate to a class what “dearth” means. I don’t think it was especially helpful.
Ouch! You’re pun-ishing us.
Does that make me a pun-k?