Q: How does an elephant get out of a tree?
A: He jumps out of the tree.
Q: How does an elephant get through the door?
A: He goes through the door.
Q: How does the elephant get milk?
A: He goes and gets some milk.
Q: How did the elephant get to school?
A: He walked to school.
Q: How did the elephant make people laugh?
A: He told a funny joke.
Gently Hew Stone 
Hummmm. He has a good start as a comedian. I’ve heard worse jokes in my time. But it’s not time for him to give up his day job.
Luckily his day job is only preschool!