2012 Spoilers

The film takes place on December 21, 2012, when:

• Congress passes the Democrats’ health care plan,
• the UNLV football team wraps up a winning season,
• Hollywood releases a major blockbuster that does NOT feature a conservative, Christian, business executive, or the military as a villain,
• American parents suddenly become strict enough to motivate their children to apply themselves in school again,
• not a single governor or Congressman has had a sex scandal all year,
• modest clothing comes back into style for young Americans, and
• Paris Hilton sings live in public.

Then, suddenly…