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2012 Spoilers

Posted by Huston on October 7, 2009

The film takes place on December 21, 2012, when:

  • Congress passes the Democrats’ health care plan,
  • the UNLV football team wraps up a winning season,
  • Hollywood releases a major blockbuster that does NOT feature a conservative, Christian, business executive, or the military as a villain,
  • American parents suddenly become strict enough to motivate their children to apply themselves in school again,
  • not a single governor or Congressman has had a sex scandal all year,
  • modest clothing comes back into style for young Americans, and
  • Paris Hilton sings live in public.

Then, suddenly…

 

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