Yesterday morning, at the wonderful Vegas Valley Children’s Book Festival, Mayor Oscar Goodman read a little book to the several dozen children in attendance. I didn’t catch the beginning or title, but clearly the book had to do with making cupcakes.
At one point, the book gave a fun, easy, child-friendly recipe for making the treats. As he read that page, Goodman then looked over at the assembled parents and said, “Of course, they don’t mention my favorite ingredient, which I can’t tell you here, because we have youngsters in attendance.”
Heh heh. Yes, we all know what you meant–your “favorite ingredient” is no secret. Kudos on the discretion, though; a sly wink at one of your more colorful controversies.
Oscar seems to have learned a lesson in public relations over the last five years!
Gently Hew Stone 
Oh, dude! You know I hate coconut!
My brother in law made some brownies once with a “secret” ingredient. I thought it was coconut and wouldn’t eat any.